{"id":28561,"date":"2021-09-13T21:04:04","date_gmt":"2021-09-14T07:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/?p=28561"},"modified":"2021-09-13T21:04:07","modified_gmt":"2021-09-14T07:04:07","slug":"getting-a-vaccination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/?p=28561","title":{"rendered":"Getting a Vaccination"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After navigating the phone menu system and a few minutes on hold the phone rings and a nurse practitioner picks up&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nurse: &#8220;What can I help you with today Mr. Cooper?&#8221;<br>Me: &#8220;I need to schedule a vaccination.&#8221;<br>Nurse: &#8221; You can do that by going to our website and clicking on the COVID link at the top of the page.&#8221; &#8230;and she continues with an obviously well rehearsed answer with information on getting a COVID vaccination.<br>Me: &#8220;Stop!  Not COVID&#8230; Tetanus!&#8221;<br>A long pause&#8230;<br>Nurse: &#8220;Let me find you an appointment time, do you prefer the Kona clinic?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/CK42-38-21253-DP.jpg\" alt=\"A tetanus vaccine syringe after the dose has been delivered\" class=\"wp-image-28566\" srcset=\"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/CK42-38-21253-DP.jpg 900w, https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/CK42-38-21253-DP-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/CK42-38-21253-DP-200x200.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption>A tetanus vaccine syringe after the dose has been delivered<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After navigating the phone menu system and a few minutes on hold the phone rings and a nurse practitioner picks up&#8230; Nurse: &#8220;What can I help you with today Mr. Cooper?&#8221;Me: &#8220;I need to schedule a vaccination.&#8221;Nurse: &#8221; You can do that by going to our website and clicking on the COVID link at the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/?p=28561\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Getting a Vaccination&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[2715,2791,2777],"class_list":["post-28561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-covid-19","tag-health","tag-vaccine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28561"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28568,"href":"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28561\/revisions\/28568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkerview.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}